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Operator Results
Real nights. Real data.
Batch 001 shipped. These are the unsolicited messages from operators after their first nights.
"Best sleep in a long time. Woke up at 4:50 on the dot. Was wide awake and energized — I've got too much time on my hands right now. Tossed it back on and fell asleep in 10 minutes. Good product."
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Jeff — Batch 001 operator
Tampa, FL
★★★★★
★★★★★
"I honestly slept amazing. It was my first time using mouth tape and I loved it. I'm still catching up on sleep so I'm pumped to crawl into bed after work and get another good night's rest."
Alec
Batch 001 operator
★★★★★
"I ain't gonna lie, when I first woke up I felt so good. It's been a long time since I had a waking-up feeling feel so refreshing and active off the rip."
Sanchez
Batch 001 operator
★★★★★
"Ran off 5.5 hours of sleep, ripped a 10-hour work day and had energy the entire day."
Chris
Batch 001 operator · Cooks Home Care
★★★★★
"The packaging was great and the product was too. I felt good this morning but need to start stacking better nights of sleep for sure."
Nick
Batch 001 operator
★★★★★
"I've been wanting to improve my sleep for so long and it seems to be helping. Just have to get to bed a little earlier and I think it'll be even better."
Jeff
Batch 001 operator
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Night Agent Sleep Intelligence
Your protocol, tracked and measured.
Every kit includes access to the Sleep Intelligence system — a personal dashboard that logs your nightly protocol, measures recovery, and shows exactly how the protocol compounds over time. Free. Included with every kit.
Sleep quality + 4 morning metrics logged daily
Energy, clarity, physical readiness, mood — all rated 1.0–10.0 with decimals
Protocol compliance — which components, every night
Full vs partial protocol gap is the most compelling data point for why all three matter
WHOOP, Oura, Garmin, Apple Watch — manual data entry
HRV, recovery %, deep sleep, sleep score — all optional but powerful when tracked
Before/after improvement delta — unlocks at night 14
Set baseline on night 1. At night 14, see exactly how far you've moved from it
7 consecutive full-protocol nights. Your morning energy average is up 1.9 points since baseline. Continue full compliance through night 14 to unlock your before/after delta.
Setup — 90 Seconds
Add it to your phone. Log every morning.
A web app — no download. Use your order email to create your account. Data is permanently tied to your purchase email, so use the same one.
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Go to track.nightagentprotocol.com → Create Account with your order email
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iPhone: Safari → Share → "Add to Home Screen" · Android: Chrome → three-dot menu → "Add to Home Screen"
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Log each morning within 30 minutes of waking. Set your baseline on night 1 — used to calculate your improvement delta at night 14.
Push notifications require home screen installation on iPhone. Desktop Chrome shows an install button in the address bar.
Morning reminder · Night 7
"7-night streak still live. Two minutes. Log last night and keep it going."
Notifications personalize to your current streak milestone
Hostage Tape sells one product. Night Agent is a three-piece system where each component is designed to reinforce the other two. Nasal breathing without light control misses part of the mechanism. The protocol card and system framing is also part of what you're buying — it creates the consistency that makes the protocol work.
Yes. The adhesive is medical-grade and hypoallergenic, designed for overnight facial use. It allows your mouth to open if needed — it redirects, it doesn't force. Do not use if you have suspected sleep apnea or severe nasal obstruction.
The first production run — 50 units. Founding operators get the lowest price ($85 vs $99 retail), priority shipping, and permanent founding member status. After Batch 001, the price increases and this framing closes permanently.
The Sleep Intelligence system is a free web app included with every kit — access it at track.nightagentprotocol.com using your order email. Each morning you log which components you used, your sleep quality, and four morning metrics. The dashboard tracks your streak, compliance rate, and before/after delta (unlocks at night 14). No wearable required. If you have WHOOP, Oura, Garmin, or Apple Watch, you can manually log that data too.
No. Night Agent is a non-ingestible behavioral protocol. We make no medical claims and do not diagnose, treat, or cure conditions. If you have sleep apnea or nasal obstruction, consult your physician before use.
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